Finally Driven Crazy

Help me I am going crazy...........
Yes Shane is out of town again. I know it's been awhile but that's the problem. I have gotten used to having my best friend home again. Just when you think all is well, POP and the bubble bursts.
I know Shane you are saying that you have it worse than me. I can just here you saying it now "At least your home with the kids and the family. I am stuck in this little tiny mining town with a bunch of guys and eating out every meal with nothing to do but work". Well darling I would trade that with you right now. I would love to lay in a hotel room right now without children waking up in the middle of the night. I would love to eat out every night. Yes, even McDonald's at least I would have HOT fries for a change. The only thing that sucks for you right now is I know a few of the men staying with you aren't your favorite but at least they are not screaming and running through the hotel room giving you a headache.
Let me tell you the situation I am in now. I am at home with your kids who realize you're out of town. Who are just as grouchy as I am because no doubt they are upset I am not wrestling them, flipping them over and around and under. Your oldest is upset because I will not let her play XBox 360 because her room isn't done (yes you know you give in). Your youngest is still sick and not sleeping well. She wants to be held every second while whining.
And tonight it's sleepover night. Yep, 3 giddy little giggly girls. I finally told them if they wake the baby they are tending her and playing with her. So they finally settled in for a movie.
Well Sweetie I just have one thing to say "Please hurry home!" I miss everything about you! This single mom thing is for the birds. I am a lover not a fighter. Hurry please!